I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Quote by Paul Lynde

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I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe...

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live...

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a...

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I...