Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Quote by Dick Van Dyke
You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.
I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...
A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...
I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...
Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...
But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...
I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...
I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...
My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...
My kids are so much better parent than I was.
I loved to fall down.
So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...
I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.
I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.