People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

Quote by Dick Cheney

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A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a...

A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a...

We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has...

If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has...

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America...

Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America...

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in...

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in...

You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by...

You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by...

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried...

When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried...

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken...

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

Direct threats require decisive action.

Direct threats require decisive action.

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that...

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in...

I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in...

From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are...

From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are...