People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

Quote by Dick Cheney

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Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

Had the decision belonged to Senator Kerry, Saddam hussein would still be in power today...

Had the decision belonged to Senator Kerry, Saddam hussein would still be in power today...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

I think Barack Obama is a one-term President.

I think Barack Obama is a one-term President.

When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried...

When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried...

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that...

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that...

Russia has a choice to make. No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas...

Russia has a choice to make. No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas...

The Senator from Massachusetts has given us ample grounds to doubt the judgment and the...

The Senator from Massachusetts has given us ample grounds to doubt the judgment and the...

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a...

A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a...

From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are...

From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has...

If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has...

Direct threats require decisive action.

Direct threats require decisive action.

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken...

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken...