People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

Quote by Dick Cheney

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Russia has a choice to make. No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas...

Russia has a choice to make. No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas...

If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has...

If we have reason to believe someone is preparing an attack against the U.S., has...

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

The Senator from Massachusetts has given us ample grounds to doubt the judgment and the...

The Senator from Massachusetts has given us ample grounds to doubt the judgment and the...

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in...

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in...

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

Direct threats require decisive action.

Direct threats require decisive action.

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by...

You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by...

I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in...

I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in...

Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America...

Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America...

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

I think the record speaks for itself. These are two individuals who have been for...

I think the record speaks for itself. These are two individuals who have been for...

The plan was criticized by some retired military officers embedded in TV studios. But with...

The plan was criticized by some retired military officers embedded in TV studios. But with...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken...

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about...