People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

Quote by Dick Cheney

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Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America...

Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America...

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in...

In his years in Washington, Senator Kerry has been one vote of a hundred in...

A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a...

A little tough talk in the midst of a campaign or as part of a...

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq;...

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that...

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that...

I think the record speaks for itself. These are two individuals who have been for...

I think the record speaks for itself. These are two individuals who have been for...

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are...

From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's...

Direct threats require decisive action.

Direct threats require decisive action.

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if...

The plan was criticized by some retired military officers embedded in TV studios. But with...

The plan was criticized by some retired military officers embedded in TV studios. But with...

I think Barack Obama is a one-term President.

I think Barack Obama is a one-term President.

I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in...

I'm absolutely convinced that the threat we face now, the idea of a terrorist in...

When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried...

When George Bush asked me to sign on, it obviously wasn't because he was worried...

We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.