The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Quote by Peter Ustinov

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to...

The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to...

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought...

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought...

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do...

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do...

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you...

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you...

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are...

I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are...

The truth is really an ambition which is beyond us.

The truth is really an ambition which is beyond us.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of...

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of...

Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind,...

Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind,...

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away...

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away...

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good...

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good...

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost...

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost...