The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Quote by Peter Ustinov

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to...

The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to...

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do...

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do...

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are...

I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are...

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the...

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the...

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out...

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out...

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant....

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant....

The truth is really an ambition which is beyond us.

The truth is really an ambition which is beyond us.

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading...

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading...

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon

Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted

Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish...

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish...

Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.

Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.