Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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War is a catalouge of blunders.

War is a catalouge of blunders.

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if...

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin....

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin....

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat...

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat...

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the...

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the...

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

Censure is often useful, praise is often deceitful

Censure is often useful, praise is often deceitful

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near...

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. The...

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. The...

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.

Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.

Success is bounding from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Success is bounding from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Life can either be accepted or changed. If it is not accepted, it must be...

Life can either be accepted or changed. If it is not accepted, it must be...

None of us knows what the next change is going to be, what unexpected opportunity...

None of us knows what the next change is going to be, what unexpected opportunity...

Mere change is not growth. Growth is the synthesis of change and continuity, and where...

Mere change is not growth. Growth is the synthesis of change and continuity, and where...

Build this day on a foundation of pleasant thoughts. Never fret at any imperfections that...

Build this day on a foundation of pleasant thoughts. Never fret at any imperfections that...