Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed...

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed...

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do...

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do...

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an...

Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an...

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard...

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard...

We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.

We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if...

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if...

If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have...

If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have...

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

It cannot in the opinion of His Majesty's Government be classified as slavery in the...

It cannot in the opinion of His Majesty's Government be classified as slavery in the...

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

He who dares, wins.

He who dares, wins.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry

Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.

Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.

Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair, without...

Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair, without...