Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside...

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

There is no such thing as a good tax.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can...

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can...

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the...

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the...

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers...

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers...

There is no limit to the ingenuity of man if it is properly and vigorously...

There is no limit to the ingenuity of man if it is properly and vigorously...

Study history, study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft.

Study history, study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed...

It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed...

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.