Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it...

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it...

~Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to...

~Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to...

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of...

A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of...

No crime is so great as daring to excel.

No crime is so great as daring to excel.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and...

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and...

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,...

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,...

When you feel like giving up...Don't.

When you feel like giving up...Don't.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this...

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this...

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off...

Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have...

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have...