The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Quote by Dustin Hoffman

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For me as an American, the most painful aspect of this is that I believe...

For me as an American, the most painful aspect of this is that I believe...

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this...

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this...

In my room as a kid... I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the...

In my room as a kid... I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the...

I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed...

I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed...

A good review from the critics is just another stay of execution.

A good review from the critics is just another stay of execution.

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or...

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or...

There's a rebirth that goes on with us continuously as human beings. I don't understand,...

There's a rebirth that goes on with us continuously as human beings. I don't understand,...

Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been...

Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been...

Well first of all, it's hard to shoot a movie and break for a long...

Well first of all, it's hard to shoot a movie and break for a long...

I stopped working a few years ago because I just lost a spark that I'd...

I stopped working a few years ago because I just lost a spark that I'd...

Blame is for God and small children.

Blame is for God and small children.

I did a movie called Marathon Man and it was one of my best memories.

I did a movie called Marathon Man and it was one of my best memories.

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry...

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry...

I did some writing and bought a book, and have been working on that as...

I did some writing and bought a book, and have been working on that as...

I think the most insulting thing you can do to a director is to challenge...

I think the most insulting thing you can do to a director is to challenge...

Myth is supposed to bring us together, but fantasy alienates us.

Myth is supposed to bring us together, but fantasy alienates us.

If there is no direct threat why are we invading?

If there is no direct threat why are we invading?

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry...

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry...

If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon....

If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon....

I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can...

I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can...