Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.

Quote by Tom Conti

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If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work...

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work...

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part...

What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.

What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done,...

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done,...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come...

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come...