The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Funny Quotes

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of...

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of...

I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When...

I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

There is no such thing as a good tax.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what...

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what...

I have never accepted what many people have kindly said Ã³ namely that I inspired...

I have never accepted what many people have kindly said Ã³ namely that I inspired...

From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended...

From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

Without courage all virtues lose their meaning.

Without courage all virtues lose their meaning.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to...

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to...

Never, never, never, never give up.

Never, never, never, never give up.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and...

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and...

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.