Quotes about Funny

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

#Funny, #Jokes

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go...

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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

#Dogs, #Funny

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

#Driving, #Funny

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

#Funny, #Life

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the...

#Funny, #Sleep

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

#Age, #Funny

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

#Food, #Funny

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

#Chess, #Funny

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

#Food, #Funny

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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