I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Funny Quotes, Morning Quotes

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you...

A vocabulary of truth and simplicity will be of service throughout your life

A vocabulary of truth and simplicity will be of service throughout your life

I have never accepted what many people have kindly said Ã³ namely that I inspired...

I have never accepted what many people have kindly said Ã³ namely that I inspired...

The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations...

The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations...

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack...

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack...

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

My education was interrupted only by my schooling

My education was interrupted only by my schooling

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would...

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would...

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in...

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in...

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be...

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be...

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.