Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next...

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next...

Responsibility is the price of greatness.

Responsibility is the price of greatness.

Life can either be accepted or changed. If it is not accepted, it must be...

Life can either be accepted or changed. If it is not accepted, it must be...

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I never worry about action, but only inaction.

I never worry about action, but only inaction.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the...

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the...

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

India is a geographical term. It is no more a united nation than the Equator.

India is a geographical term. It is no more a united nation than the Equator.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

The maxim of the British people is Business as usual.

The maxim of the British people is Business as usual.

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties...

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties...

The principle office of history I take to be this: to prevent virtuous actions from...

The principle office of history I take to be this: to prevent virtuous actions from...

It is a fair summary of history to say that the safeguards of liberty have...

It is a fair summary of history to say that the safeguards of liberty have...