Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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Want of foresight, unwillingness to act when action would be simple and effective, lack of...

Want of foresight, unwillingness to act when action would be simple and effective, lack of...

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as...

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as...

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what...

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what...

Their insatiable lust for power is only equaled by their incurable impotence in exercising it.

Their insatiable lust for power is only equaled by their incurable impotence in exercising it.

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this...

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this...

It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can...

It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can...

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you...

You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you...

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the...

May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the...

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see.

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best...

If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best...

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of...

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of...

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be...

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be...

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what...

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what...