Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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When you feel like giving up...Don't.

When you feel like giving up...Don't.

The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations...

The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations...

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed...

I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed...

Never, never, never, never give up.

Never, never, never, never give up.

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week,...

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week,...

Before Alamein we never had a victory. After Alamein we never had a defeat.

Before Alamein we never had a victory. After Alamein we never had a defeat.

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy...

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy...

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest...

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest...

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to...

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to...

What kind of people do they think we are? Is it possible they do not...

What kind of people do they think we are? Is it possible they do not...

The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the...

The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the...

Concentrate on your job and you will forget your other troubles.

Concentrate on your job and you will forget your other troubles.