Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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For me to live - part of me must die

For me to live - part of me must die

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a...

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy...

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy...

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can...

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can...

We have a lot of anxieties, and one cancels out another very often.

We have a lot of anxieties, and one cancels out another very often.

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get...

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up...

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which...

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which...

We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty.

We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty.

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the...

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the...

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.