Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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Life can either be accepted or changed. If it is not accepted, it must be...

Life can either be accepted or changed. If it is not accepted, it must be...

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a...

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a...

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and...

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and...

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that...

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that...

If you are going through hell, keep going.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Sure I am this day we are masters of our fate, that the task which...

Sure I am this day we are masters of our fate, that the task which...

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like...

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like...

Freedom is not a matter of choice, it is a destined path, an undying yearning...

Freedom is not a matter of choice, it is a destined path, an undying yearning...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up...

There is no such thing as a good tax.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you...

Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you...

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get...

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get...

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end....

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end....

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

Civilization will not last, freedom will not survive, peace will not be kept, unless a...

Civilization will not last, freedom will not survive, peace will not be kept, unless a...

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

A civilization in which there is not a continuous controversy about important issues is on...

A civilization in which there is not a continuous controversy about important issues is on...

Nothing will come of nothing

Nothing will come of nothing

Man's mind is like a store of idolatry and superstition; so much so that if...

Man's mind is like a store of idolatry and superstition; so much so that if...