Quotes about Funny

I like marriage. The idea.

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

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If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

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So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...

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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

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