Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Quote by Somerset Maugham
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...
The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...
100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...
Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...
When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...
Imagination, which is the Eldorado of the poet and of the novel-writer, often proves the...