Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Quote by Somerset Maugham
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.
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The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a...
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...
I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...
Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.
The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.
It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into...
Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
The purpose of a writer is to be read, and the criticism which would destroy...