Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like...

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like...

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you...

You make a living by what you get. You make a life by what you...

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.

The maxim of the British people is Business as usual.

The maxim of the British people is Business as usual.

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to...

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to...

The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no...

The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no...

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the...

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the...

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. The...

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. The...

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest...

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest...

Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.

Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.

The first quality that is needed is audacity.

The first quality that is needed is audacity.