Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

No comment is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

No comment is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers...

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers...

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at...

Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at...

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next...

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next...

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When...

I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When...

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old...

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old...

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.

We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a...

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a...

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my...

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my...

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.