Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the...

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the...

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near...

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near...

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can...

It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick...

Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the...

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the...

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you...

War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.

War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard...

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you...

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you...

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would...

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would...

It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...

It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.