Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

In war, resolution; in defeat, defiance; in victory, magnanimity

In war, resolution; in defeat, defiance; in victory, magnanimity

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best...

If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best...

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.

We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what...

Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what...

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near...

The great defense against the air menace is to attack the enemy's aircraft as near...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in...

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in...

If you're going through hell, keep going.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Soviet Union foreign policy is a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma, and...

Soviet Union foreign policy is a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma, and...

Politics is not an exact science.

Politics is not an exact science.

Retreat usually leads to defeat.

Retreat usually leads to defeat.