Quotes about Funny

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I...

#Funny, #Writers

I work until beer oclock.

#Funny, #Writers

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

#Age, #Funny

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

#Causes, #Funny, #Funny Sayings

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

#Funny, #Love

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

#Age, #Funny

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

#Funny, #Monday

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew...

#Age, #Funny

There is no absurdity so obvious that it cannot be firmly planted in the human...

#Age, #Funny

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

#Funny, #Teacher

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

#Age, #Funny

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

#Funny, #Holiday