A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Quote by Joey Adams

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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you...

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...