In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to...
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come...
A witty saying proves nothing.