Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike...
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the...
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...
People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...
A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...