A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Quote by Robert Orben

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

We don't mind if someone wants to give us advice; we only object if they...

We don't mind if someone wants to give us advice; we only object if they...

Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she...

Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she...

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.