Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.#Funny, #Retirement
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.#Accordion, #France, #Funny
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.#Funny, #Military
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they...#Funny, #Graduation
