I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back…

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When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny...

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny...

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a...

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a...

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned...

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned...

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys...

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys...

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm...

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm...

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and...

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and...

I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized...

I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized...

Divorce rate in America reached 70%....I don't think it's any use to even get married...

Divorce rate in America reached 70%....I don't think it's any use to even get married...

I still believe Americas destiny is to become a living testament to what free human...

I still believe Americas destiny is to become a living testament to what free human...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that action, not words, are...

A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that action, not words, are...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

Jersey Shore starts up again tonight and immediately following, Obama has to go on TV...

Jersey Shore starts up again tonight and immediately following, Obama has to go on TV...

The Death Penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is...

The Death Penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is...

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War...

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War...

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I...

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I...

Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network...

Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network...

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihoodthe virtues that made...

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihoodthe virtues that made...

Higher education cant be a luxury, its an economic imperative that every family in America...

Higher education cant be a luxury, its an economic imperative that every family in America...

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

After last night's debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.

After last night's debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.

Self-improvement is the name of the game, and your primary objective is to strengthen yourself,...

Self-improvement is the name of the game, and your primary objective is to strengthen yourself,...