Quotes about Funny

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

#Funny, #Movies

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

#Funny, #Future, #Past

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

#Funny, #Money

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...

#Friends, #Funny

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he...

#Friendship, #Funny

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

#Age, #Funny

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

#Funny, #Pregnancy

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

#Funny, #Music

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone?...

#Funny, #Valentines Day

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they...

#Christmas, #Funny

When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a...

#Age, #Funny

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

#Funny, #People