He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

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It's all right to hesitate if you then go ahead.

It's all right to hesitate if you then go ahead.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

I don't trust him. We're friends.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

Grub first, then ethics.

Grub first, then ethics.

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good...

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good...

One weakness is enough, and love is the deadliest.

One weakness is enough, and love is the deadliest.

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

No one will improve your lot if you do not yourself.

No one will improve your lot if you do not yourself.

Poverty makes you wise but it's a curse.

Poverty makes you wise but it's a curse.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

War is like love, it always finds a way

War is like love, it always finds a way

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

In these troubled, uncertain times, we don't need more command and control; we need better...

In these troubled, uncertain times, we don't need more command and control; we need better...

Law is intelligence, whose natural function it is to command right conduct and forbid wrongdoing

Law is intelligence, whose natural function it is to command right conduct and forbid wrongdoing