“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.Quote by Bernard ManningTopics: Quotes about Christmas, Quotes about FunnyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...#Christmas, #Funny
How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays...#Birthday, #Christmas, #Religion
One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...#Democrats, #Funny, #Politics
