Quotes about Funny

When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't...

#Funny, #Inspirational

Home wasn't built in a day.

#Funny, #Life

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

#Funny, #Mom

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

#Funny, #School

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...

#Funny, #Putdowns

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

#Funny, #Holiday

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of...

#Funny, #Politicians, #Work

I hate women because they always know where things are.

#Funny, #Women

Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...

#Age, #Funny

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

#Boyfriend, #Funny

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

#Funny, #Life

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

#Funny, #Snow