Quotes about Funny

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up,...

#Funny, #Putdowns

If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.

#Funny, #Mom

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...

#Funny, #Golf

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....

#Funny, #Religious

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

#Funny, #Irish

If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

#Business, #Funny

In the wintertime, in the snow country, citrus fruit was so rare, and if you...

#Funny, #Snow

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

#Alcohol, #Funny

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us...

#Funny, #Relationships

I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there,...

#Funny, #Money

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

#Funny, #Leadership

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

#Funny, #Relationships