Quotes about Funny

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

#Funny, #Snow

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

#Funny, #Girls

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those...

#Age, #Funny

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your...

#Funny, #Snow

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a...

#Funny, #Jokes

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but...

#Friendship, #Funny

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

#Funny, #Neighbors

It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is...

#Funny, #Money

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

#Birthday, #Funny, #Marriage

Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the...

#Funny, #Witty

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

#Funny, #Witty

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

#Age, #Funny