Quotes about Funny

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

#Funny, #Mom

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope...

#Funny, #Love

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

#Boyfriend, #Funny

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

#Computers, #Funny

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

#Doctors, #Funny, #Living

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

#Doctors, #Funny, #Living

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

#Funny, #Jokes

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

#Age, #Funny, #Intolerance

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

#Funny, #Witty

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is...

#Funny, #Get Well

There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than...

#Funny, #Math

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

#Funny, #Sarcasm, #Wedding