My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Quote by Eric Morecambe

Topics: Funny Quotes, Neighbors Quotes

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined...

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined...

Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas...

Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas...

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good...

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The...

Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and...

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and...

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it...

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep...

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors