The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Quote by E Joseph Cossman

Topics: Birthday Quotes, Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

Square meals often make round people.

Square meals often make round people.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.