Quotes about Funny

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

#Funny, #School

A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.

#Age, #Funny

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have...

#Funny, #Money

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

#Funny, #Girls

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

#Funny, #Life

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

#Funny, #Inflation, #Money

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

#Funny, #Relationships

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

#Christmas, #Funny

Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.

#Age, #Funny

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

#Funny, #Retirement

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

#Funny, #Marriage

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and...

#Funny, #Golf