Quotes about Funny

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of...

#Funny, #Religious

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

#Christmas, #Funny

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He...

#Funny, #God

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

#Funny, #God

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

#Funny, #God

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

#Computers, #Funny

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

#Funny, #Marriage

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

#Fat, #Funny

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

#Age, #Funny

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

#Funny, #Goodbye

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

#Funny, #School

The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...

#Funny, #Television