Quotes about Funny

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

#Funny, #Music

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

#Beer, #Funny

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...

#Funny, #Wise

Hoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

#Funny, #Happiness

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.

#Funny, #Inspirational

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

#Funny, #Teacher

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

#Funny, #Holiday

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

#Funny, #Music, #Silly

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

#Change, #Funny

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

#Funny, #Sleep

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with...

#Funny, #Random

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

#Funny, #Romantic