Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Quote by Gerard Way

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If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now...

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now...

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to...

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good...

When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.