Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Quote by Gerard Way

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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...