Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Quote by Gerard Way

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in...

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

I'm not psycho... I just like psychotic things.

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act...

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...