I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

Quote by J D Salinger

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I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is...

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies,...

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies,...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

Too many wish to be happy before becoming wise.

Too many wish to be happy before becoming wise.

In every tyrant's heart there springs in the end this poison, that he cannot trust...

In every tyrant's heart there springs in the end this poison, that he cannot trust...