Quotes about Funny

Life's too short for chess.

#Funny, #Life

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

#Destiny, #Funny, #God

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

#Funny, #God

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

#Computers, #Funny

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries,...

#Famous, #Funny

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

#Funny, #Inspirational

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And...

#Funny, #Graduation

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

#Funny, #Leadership

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

#Age, #Funny

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will...

#Funny, #People

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

#Funny, #Humor, #Life

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

#Friendship, #Funny