Quotes about Funny

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

#Cute, #Funny, #Life

A genius can't be forced; nor can you make an ape an alderman.

#Ability, #Funny

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

#Funny, #Weekend

Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice,...

#Age, #Funny

Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes...

#Funny, #TV Series

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

#Funny, #Work

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

#Funny, #Morning

I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to...

#Age, #Funny

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

#Funny, #Sleep

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in...

#Funny, #Thank You

Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic...

#Age, #Funny

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

#Funny, #Indecision