Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

Quote by Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Topics: Funny Quotes, Music Quotes

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called...

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but...

No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but...

There is no truer truth obtainable by man than comes of music.

There is no truer truth obtainable by man than comes of music.

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.