Quotes about Funny

If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.

#Funny

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

#Funny, #Intelligence

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea...

#Funny, #Life

Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies,...

#Funny, #Teenage

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the...

#Funny, #Jokes

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it...

#Funny, #Marriage

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

#Funny, #Religious

We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...

#Age, #Funny

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

#Funny, #Religious

I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding...

#Funny, #Mail, #School

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in...

#Christmas, #Funny

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

#Being Single, #Funny