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Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...
#Age
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#Funny
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...
#Advice
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#Funny
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#Universe
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.
#Age
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#Funny
Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.
#Age
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#Funny
Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate,...
#Age
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#Funny
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
#Baby
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#Funny
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...
#Age
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#Funny
In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor,...
#Age
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#Funny
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
#Funny
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#Happiness
Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...
#Best Friends
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#Funny
If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not...
#Funny
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#Science
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
#Funny
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#Girls
Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.
#Funny
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#Life
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#Mistakes
Watch out, they spit!
#Disney
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#Funny
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
#Computers
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#Funny
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
#Funny
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#Sex
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
#Funny
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#Funny Sayings
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#Sex
The man that runs away lives to die another day.
#Death
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#Funny
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