The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Quote by Kin Hubbard

Topics: Funny Quotes, Pregnancy Quotes

Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable

Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both...

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both...

He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his...

He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his...

We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate

We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate

The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first...

The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first...

After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up...

After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up...

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that...

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that...

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the...

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more...

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Though the Jazz Age continued, it became less and less of an affair of youth....

Though the Jazz Age continued, it became less and less of an affair of youth....

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...