The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Quote by Kin Hubbard

Topics: Funny Quotes, Pregnancy Quotes

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that...

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that...

We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate

We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate

Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable

Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable

The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first...

The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first...

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both...

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both...

After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up...

After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up...

He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his...

He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his...

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

People change and forget to tell each other.

People change and forget to tell each other.

Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.

Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.

We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Age merely shows what children we remain.

For me music is a vehicle to bring our pain to the surface, getting it...

For me music is a vehicle to bring our pain to the surface, getting it...