The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess
Quote by James Thurber
The Present Quotes
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows...
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards....
All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...
Discussion in America means dissent.
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
Love is a many splintered thing.
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of...
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Don't get it right, just get it written.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful; and the end of that mirth is heaviness.
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is...