I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Quote by Mae West

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(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.

Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.