I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating.

That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating.

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...