When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

The road to success is not to be run upon by seven-leagued boots. Step by...

The road to success is not to be run upon by seven-leagued boots. Step by...