When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

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Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

One of the great joys of life is creativity. Information goes in, gets shuffled about,...

One of the great joys of life is creativity. Information goes in, gets shuffled about,...