When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all...

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all...