When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.