When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Sorrow is held the eldest child of sin.

Sorrow is held the eldest child of sin.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times....

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times....