When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

One coin in the money-box makes more noise than when it is full.

One coin in the money-box makes more noise than when it is full.

University President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now...

University President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now...