You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Quote by Laurence Peter

Topics: Friends Quotes, Funny Quotes

Someone helping you is not always your friend and someone opposing you is not always...

Someone helping you is not always your friend and someone opposing you is not always...

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character.

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a...

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a...

We all should choose our friends carefully. I used to think that no one could...

We all should choose our friends carefully. I used to think that no one could...

Oh she's nice, she's kind, innocent too. She's probably pretty, the right one for you....

Oh she's nice, she's kind, innocent too. She's probably pretty, the right one for you....

In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to...

In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to...

I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be...

I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be...

When it comes to federal elections law, Tom DeLay and his special-interest friends live by...

When it comes to federal elections law, Tom DeLay and his special-interest friends live by...

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...

If my life is of no value to my friends it is of none to...

If my life is of no value to my friends it is of none to...

I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay...

I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay...

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live...

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live...

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want...

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want...

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family...

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family...

We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the...

We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the...

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men & women agree, it is...

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men & women agree, it is...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?