You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Quote by Laurence Peter

Topics: Friends Quotes, Funny Quotes

That awkward moment when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like,...

That awkward moment when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like,...

Let your family, staff, and friends know that you're still the same person, despite all...

Let your family, staff, and friends know that you're still the same person, despite all...

Do not have evil-doers for friends, do not have low people for friends: have virtuous...

Do not have evil-doers for friends, do not have low people for friends: have virtuous...

My friends are Peter Gabriel, Bruce Springsteen, and we're singing about mortality, getting older. It's...

My friends are Peter Gabriel, Bruce Springsteen, and we're singing about mortality, getting older. It's...

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel...

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel...

In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what...

In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what...

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who...

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who...

Alas! they had been friends in youth; but whispering tongues can poison truth.

Alas! they had been friends in youth; but whispering tongues can poison truth.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends...

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends...

I grew up in New Hampshire. My closest neighbor was a mile away. The deer...

I grew up in New Hampshire. My closest neighbor was a mile away. The deer...

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they...

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they...

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we dont like federal agents...

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we dont like federal agents...

My friends, there are no friends.

My friends, there are no friends.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will,...

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will,...

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather...

Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather...

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...