Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.

Quote by Dave Barry

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part...

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks...

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The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than...

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about...

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be...

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And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through...