Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.

Quote by Dave Barry

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those...

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All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of...

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined...

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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost...