That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you don't know how much to take.

Topics: Food Quotes, Politeness Quotes

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I...

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I...

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Good talk saves the food

Good talk saves the food

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....

Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop...

Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop...

Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...

Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.

For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.