That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you don't know how much to take.

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I just hate health food

I just hate health food

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely,...

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely,...

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

Politeness is the art of choosing among your thoughts

Politeness is the art of choosing among your thoughts

Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy

Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy