That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you don't know how much to take.

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For each mouth, a different soup.

For each mouth, a different soup.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve?

Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve?

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill...

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill...

Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeles's land area is now monopolized by...

Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeles's land area is now monopolized by...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

An overripe banana, yellow outside, squishy in

An overripe banana, yellow outside, squishy in

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

To a poet nothing can be useless

To a poet nothing can be useless

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to...

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to...

Politeness is organized indifference

Politeness is organized indifference