Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.#Best Friend, #Food, #Friends
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely,...#Being Bored, #Being Fat, #Boredom
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...#Food, #Silly, #Trust
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Reality
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?#Facebook Status, #Food, #Kids
That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...#Food, #Politeness
