If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.
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We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct.
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldnt ruin a relationship either.
The Husband is on the Bed, but the bride is asleep, and so she does...
The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...
From the very beginning, and throughout the ages, He is the Lord and Master of...
Ladies: Showing a great amount of skin when you dress up isn't the way to...
Never belittle a good deed, no matter how small. The last thing that someone trying...
The belly will not listen to advice.
It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity...
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Behold, ye are all children of Israel; give here your advice and counsel.
It takes nearly as much ability to know how to profit by good advice as...
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
The best advice is found on the pillow.
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...
Movies bore me, especially my own.