A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
Facebook Status Quotes
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...
Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.
Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'
The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...
That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
Never be ashamed of what you feel, you have the right to feel any emotion...
Girls suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas and high heels. Guys...