So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...

Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own