If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Forget You
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?#Facebook Status, #Life
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...#Anxiety, #Facebook Status
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Rudeness
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...#Drugs, #Facebook Status, #Medicine
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
