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TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...

TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

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Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

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A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

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Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

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Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

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Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

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Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

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When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

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When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...