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A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
#College
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#Funny
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#Sex
Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...
#College
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#School
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...
#College
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#Facebook Status
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
#Being Drunk
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#College
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...
#College
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#Education
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...
#Art
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#College
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#Funny
I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...
#College
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#Sleep
How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...
#College
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#Money
If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
#College
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#Food
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#Funny
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...
#College
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#School
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#Students
'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...
#College
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#School
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#Student
Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...
#College
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#Education
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#Expectation
Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...
#College
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#Funny
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#Graduation
You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...
#College
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#Reality
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#Student Parents
In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.
#Annoying People
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#College
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#School
There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...
#College
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#School
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#Student
Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.
#College
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#Procrastination
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#School
Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night...
#College
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#School
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