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When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time.

Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time.